Tommir attokahini..

Pray akbosor age amader basay akta kukur ana hoy. Jehetu amader akta common boisisto hoche kukur dekhlei tommy bola, se boisisto onujayi ar nam 0 hoy tommy.  Anar por thekei ta home ministry ar chaper mukhe pore. onek koste dada  somossha tar akta suraha kore. Hajar holeo amla tantrik desh. Sob kisu thik e cholsilo somossha suru holo Tamim ( amar vatija)  k nea . Jokhoni se sujog pay kukurer lej dhore tanatani kore, naker modhe angul dey. Home ministry theke abar notice pathano holo tommy k taranor jonno. Karon tommir dhorjer badh vange gelei tamim kamur khabe. Akdin halka akkromon o korlo tommy, jodio se baparta bujte pare nai. Jar fol holo, tamim ke injection dewa holo r tommy k T.C. take factory te transfer ar order aslo. Jothariti amader factory protinidhi aslo tommy k nea jete. Ottonto dukher sathe tommy ar biday porbo onusthito holo. pore ak bises songbad madhome jante parlam j tommy k pawa jache na. Prothomei sondheo holo ata purboporikolpito. Kintu pore investigation report a ja aslo ta aro voyanok. tommy k nea jabar somoy "char talar" ( pabna r akta jaygar nam) kisu provabshali bokhate kukur tommy k akkromon kore. Tader akkromone tommy dori chire paliea jay. Amader factory protinidhi cycle joge take onek khuje o kono sondhan korte pare nai. Bechara tommy. kisu din por amader lokal agent " Alim hujur" janalo j tommy k "Chaki barite" ( pabnar bangla bar ) dekha gase. Amra aro dukho pailam. vablam j kukur maliker bari na ase bangla khaite jay tar moto chorittohin kukur basay na anai valo. ar kisu din por dekhi moroler bata ( ruso) tommy re nea hajir. Tommy k ane se dada k bole " dada dakhen kake nea aschi" . Abar tommy ar punoprobesh ghotlo. Akhon dekhi tommy ar sathe paser alaker ak kukurer jhamela choltese. Karon utghaton kore dekha gelo oi kukurer G.F ar sathe tanki marte gea tommy dourani khaise. jai hok tommy akhon kukur somajer akjon rajnoitik baktitto. Tar under a akhon aro dui , tinta kukur kaj kore. jader k se majhe majhe nijer share kore hatre rakhe. se durboler upor akkromon kore moja pay. Se tar prottekti akkromoner somoy lokkho rakhe j tar backup a k ase. Jodi pise keu na thake tobe akta idur marar somoy o se chinta kore. R jodi dakhe pise amra keu asi taile jake take tarano suru kore. J jai boluk tommy chele hisabe valo khali akhono majhe majhe aktu chaki bari jay. Apnara tommy ar jonno doa korben. o jeno ghus newa na sekhe. kobe j ghus nea chorder asar sujog kore day.....

Moral of the story:  Tommy hoite sabdhan..

Haire 31st

Coxzbazar ar upor amader sobsomoye akta durbolota kaj kore. J kono vacation katanor jonno ptorhomei j jaygay jabar plan kori ta holo coxzbazar. Kintu pasa pasi akta somossha o hoy . Kono somoy e amra jete pari na. jotha riti amra 2009 ar 31st katanor plan korsilam coxzbazar a. Amader ak oti aggrohi bondhu ase j kina khub boro boro katha bole kintu kajer somoy take pawa jay na jar nam selim sir . To ami , selim , digonto, shovon coxzbazar a jabo . sob thik. basay permission nilam, tk ready korlam. akhon amader selim sir janalo j se jabe na ( kono ak oggato karone ). Digonto ar basay o aki kotha. Baki thake 2 jon. 2 jon a to coxzbazar jawa jay na.but amader kotha new year celebrate korai lagbe.

Abar notun plan suru holo. 31st bikale plan holo mamar bari jabo, 31st night gram a katabo. Kisu friend k proposal dewa holo. Natokio vabe digonto o add holo. Basay na bolei se raji tar abar aktu jhul beshi ki na. Jai hok abar raji holo 5 jon. ami, shovon, ruso ( amra ake moroler bata boli), sojib( gono kaku ) digonto ( ar abar podobi onek , na likhai valo) . Kotha onujaee sondhay rowna dilam. Kakur bodullote oder Dhaka coach Night star a amader freeeee jawar sujog holo. ( sokoler obogotir jonno janano jache j Dhaka 2 pabna jabar somoy ticket na paile amake janate paren , amader kaku k bolle prothome aktu vab nibe tar por ticket manage kore dibe, vab ta ignore korlei hobe) . Ar modhe digonto saheb basa theke jhari khawa sru korse. Take threat dewa hoeache j tar ammu amader basay jabe. Tokhon amra bapar take halka vabe nisilam. Pousalam kankhito gram mahedi nagar a . Suru holo amader celebration. Bus theke nemei jamate mutro bisorjon kore gram pobitro korlam. Onuvuto holo khida. Piaji ar upor akkromon suru hoolo. Ar por Van joge mamar barir dike rowana dilam pray 7 ta ar dike. Halka nasta kore amader moroler bata re nea ber holam site inspection a, kotha theke ki churi kora jay. Target silo khejur ar ros. Inspection a tamon kono subidha korte parlam na. Gramer lok chalak hoea gase, khejur gas sober baritei ase but sobgula barir majhe. Okhantheke ros churi korar sahos gait kata chorer o nai amra to part time chor. Kisu na peye basay ase card khelte boslam. Amon somoy dekhi basa theke phone korse. Amma bole digonto na bole gase or amma asche akhon ki bolbo ami? Halka jhari khailam. digonto kotha bollo , basay dada re bollam aktu manage koro. Jai hok jhari abong dinner Khawar por mama mami ghumate gelo ar por suru holo amader party.

Jonobol to silo e khoja suru holo ostrro. Sara bari khuje amader ovijan ar sohayok ostro pailam akta boro chamos, akta gamsa r lobon. Tai nea ber holam churi korte. Sober obogotir jonno janano jache j amaader kaku (sojib) kintu dash kala dea ( pabnar akti bises vasa, beshi clear korte cachi na) ghumachilo. ji hok vebe dekhlam Prothome practise kora uchit. Akkromon holo amar mamar e dab gase. kothay ase na charity begins at home. Onekta oi theory. Amader moroler bata bir dorpe gase uthe gelo. Je matro se gaser patar modhe boshe tokhuni dekhi alaker gurd torch mara suru korlo. akhon jodi dhora khai !!! amra niche daraya asi. Gurd also. Suru korlam gurder sathe khajure alap. Shovon abar moroler batare signal day “ jhene asis honei thak ” . Kisukhon kotha bolar por bujlam gurd ter pai nai. Se abar amader vorosay gelo ghumate. mone mone bollam paisi ai bar. Onekkhon por dekhi gaser upor theke moroler bata nortese tokhon bollam suru koro bondhu. Dukkher bisoy dab fela matro oita gelo fete. Konorokom a oi gas ses kore amra gelam bel gaser dike. Kacha bel tao rehai nai lobon dea sabar. Bipod ghotlo dab fatnor somoy. aidike sobai ghum dab fatale sobdo hobe. Plan holo jokhoni dab fatano hobe baki sobai kashi dibe. Aivabe amader practise ses hoilo. Ber holam abar akkromon a. Digontor abar akta antique juta silo. Amar sondeho hoi oita segun kath dea banano kina. karon o pa fellei kotas kotas sobdo hoy. Jutao khule na thandar jonno. Ki r kora drams bajate bajatei amar oggrosor holam. Dure ak pukur pare ak gas pawa gelo. Ruso abar gase uthlo amra ase paser barir pase gea daralam jodi keu othe ai asay. ai ovijan o nirapode ses holo. Amader ethics silo jkhanei churi kori na keno khawa hobe base camp a orthat mamar basay. Khawa holo. Ovijaner result ja holo aktu por por e dekha jay keu na keu mutro bisorjone basto. Aktu rest nea amra ber holam amader akheri akkromon a. kono gas e posondo hoy na. Akek ta te akek somossha. Thanda o chorom ar upor digontor jutar ottachar to asei. pray 2 killo hatar por akta bari pawa gelo subidha moto.

Kintu amra totokhone amar mamar alaker baire. Jai hok moroler bata abar gase uthlo. Ami r digonto nise gamsa nea daraya asi. Shovon pase daraya dekhtese keu ase ki na. To prothom dab ta gamsar modhe e porlo kintu jore awaj holo. Khaise takaya dekhi gamsa sire dab niche porse. kisu na paiya rusho ar soyeter dhorlam. O beta to upor theke suru korlo galigalaj. Amra kan bondho kore oitai dhore rakhlam. Bechera subidha korte na pere nijer soyeter ar modhei dab felte suru korlo. dab para ses a amra oggroshor holam base camp er dike. Pothe suru holo somosha.jete jete dekhi gurd ra torch martese. Sobai j jar jar moto dab nea palailam. digontore dekhlam o bridge ar konay boshe ase. Ami ak khar er palar pase, gaser goray boshe asi r kauke dekhte pachilam na. Bose asi amnitei ak somosha hothah suni paser barite akta bachha kanna suru korlo tar awaj a barir kukur daka suru korlo. Jar fol sorup barir malik o jege gelo. Ami dab gula gaser goray rekhe motka mere boshe thaklam. 10 – 15 min por sob thanda holo amra gelam basay. abar r amra dab khea ses korte pari nai. Daka holo kaku re. ghum theke deke amon vab nilam j or kotha mone porlo tai dilam dab khete. Jai hok vablam kisu khawa dorker . Rat 3am. a amra Rowna dilam bazar a jabar uddeshe. Pray 3 killo hatar por gelam bazaar a. sekhane dekhi akta matro dokan khola. amra sobai cha khailam. Keu cake khailo. Amader shovon vai ar abar aktu beshi khida lagsilo kina se abar anda seddho khailo. Oikhane kisukhon thaker por amra barir uddeshe hata suru korlam. hatte hatte ruso akta kukur jutaiya nilo. Amrao jai kukur o pise pise ase. Kisudur jabar por kukur suru korlo daka daki. R kukur ar dak sune shovon ar pete chap dewa suru holo. Bolte bolte cele dekhi ak barir uthane gea bose porlo. Amra sobai tisu ar sondhane ber holam. tisu r pawa jay na. gaser pata j sire dibo ase pase boroi gas sara r kisu dekha jay na. obosese digonto dekhi moneybag a ki khujtese. To chipa theke se ber korlo barak obama ar protibedon songlogno paper cutting r  U.C.C ar vorti ricit. Jak aita nea daraya thaka. ruso dekhi pepe gaser pata nea hajir. Ruso aktu agaiya daraya silo. O amon dress up a silo dekhe mone hochilo gramer e keu. Or darano dekhe shovon mone korse barir keu mone hoy uthe asche. Aktu por awaj suni sovon boltese “ a kidare”. Agaya gea dekhi o ruso re dekhe voy paise. Kisukhon por shovon awaj dilo “hoise”. tarpor tar kase krittim tishu gula pathano holo. Bondhu uthe aise khub kusi. Clear. Pore oi rastar nam amra dilam obama shorok .

Basay asar por sobai jhimachilam. kintu keu jodi ghumay to sokale otha hobe na. Sokale na uthle abar mas dhora hobe na. Sobai suea asi . Kaku thik amader 4 joner payer kase r akta lep nea ghumaya gelo. aste aste dekhi sobai chup. Amon somoy ami amar 3 ta special boloy marlam. Marar por ami e porlam bipod a. Amon gondho nijei khater niche matha dea oxizen khujtesilam. Second ar modhe sober ghum ses. Ruso dekhi khat theke name gase. Shovon dekhi amar pas dea matha ber kore khater niche oxizen khujtee. digonto khater upor daraya ase. Akhon kaku dekhi ghumache. Or lep alada silo tai gondho jai nai. ami jst pa dea or lepta uchu korche , sathe sathe o uhe koy ai kaj k korse. Sobai suru korlo gala gali. ami amon somoy abar second dose sarlam. pore ja holo. Sobai ghorer bivinno konay daraya porlo. K jeno gondho taranor jonno hath mukh dhute gelo. Ami ager jaygay. muhurter modhe pura ghor Hitler ar gas chember hoea galo. jak poribes thanda howar por dekhi sober ghum sute gase, keu r ghumay na. Baki rat jegei par kora holo. sokale mas dhorte gelam ak pukur a. Pura akghinta bose thakar por o dekhi akta mas toka o day na. pore barir pukur a amra mas dhorlam. 10.am a amra abar basar uddeshe rowan dilam. tokhon dekhi sovon rate jkhane bosesilo seta eglu icecream ar akar dharon korse. Eglu iecream namkoron ta korsilo amader ak nayok vai. se akkriti goto kroner jonno oi nam ta dea.( jara eglu icecream khaw tader jonno “sory” ) .

Asar somoy bus a ghotlo r ak biporjoy amra daraya asi amon somoy ami abar ak bikhato boly marlam. jar fol holo. samne ak mohila silo j bomi kore dilo. Ami dekhlam gondho ber hober por 5 second ar mdhe se bomi kore dilo. Amonki paser janala kholar o somoy pelo na. Amar sather gula tokhoni bujse j ai kaj k korse. Kintu ami akta jinis bujlam na, samner mohila bomi korlo othocho j amar pisone silo tar kisu holo na kan ? K jeno boltesilo "dakh o sence les hoea gase naki". Tar kisukhon por dekhi abar gondho. 4 tai amar dike takay. ami koi bondhu sotti abar ami na. nischoi keu sorojonto korse. bishar na hoy tumi flever milaya dakho. Amar factory te ai fleaver use hoy na. Ar por baki jatra koo somosha harai songhotito holo.
speial thanks: ruso ( moroler bata) , bondhu tumi na thakle gase uthto k? allah tomake sob gase uthar toufik dan koruk.

Moral of the story:  Churi korte gele kokhono digontor moto juta poro na. dhora khaite paro.

Biral birombona

Akoda amar ak bondhu upoloddhi korlo tar basay akti biraler abirvab hoiase. Chotto akti biral kintu tar jontronar ses nai. Saradin khali mau mau kore tar upor abar bisanay othar obbhash. Bondhur basay abar biral rakha sommosha. Hotath amar bondhur mone holo biralta tar bandhubire gift korajay. Jamon kotha tamon kaj. Sathe sathe biraltike moroki koron kore pathiea dewa holo. Durvaggo jonok vabe biral tar khub posondo holo. Vablam jak bacha gelo biral to biday holo… sondhar somoy dekhi bondhubiborno mukhe biral nea hajir. Karon jiggasa kore bujlam bipod aro bere gase. Tar bandhubi ar basay biral rakha jabe na kintu tar sorto hoche biral ta amar bondhuke rakhe dite hobe jate se majhe majhe atake dekhte pare. Kono suraha korte na pere amra gelam amader arek bondhur basay. Sekhane versity ar bondhura thakto. Sekhane jabar por je obosta holo ta onekta arokom.

1. “Taratari biral sora” ( akjon bisanar upor dariea )
2. “amar laptoper upor uthtese dhor.”
3. “mau, mau, mau..” ( arek bondhu )
4. “dorja bondho kor amar ghore jache”

Bujlam akhane kaj hobe na. Niras mone amader daray ( amra amader adda dewar jayga gula ke boli ) boslam. Bechera bondhure jhari dewa suru holo. Keu bole sere de. Keu bole bolis haraya gase. Se kono kotha sunte raji na. Bandhubi bolse so raktei hobe. Ami bollam poyda korso to rakho tomer kase. Bondhur kosto dekhe amar mone holo biraltar baba ma to r grohon kortesena ami kaka ar vumika palon kori. Nea galam amar basay. Basay dhukte na dhuktei tommy ( amar kukur) akkromon suru korlo. Konorokom vabe biral uddhar kore ghore rakhlam. Tao jodi hoy. Ar modhe biral abar amar vatija re akkromon korlo. Dekhi obosta begotik biral to dure thak amar e bari thaka muskil. Onek koste basay manage korlam kal sokale fele dea asbo. Rate biral k khete dilam tokhon dekhi nobabjada khay na. Rekhe aslam sade. Sokal bela biraler baba ma ( bondhu ar tar g.f) k versity te aste bollam . tarpor versity te gea bollam vai map kor toder sele tora manus kor. Kisukhoner modhe dekhi biral ta asto akta bang dhore khawa suru korlo. Chinta korlam kotoboro beadob mas khay na othocho bang khay. Obosese basay aslam vablam biral birombona ses. Pore bondhur kase sunlam amader versity ar darar malik biral dottok nise. Koyek din por dekhi bondhu bole Rohoman ( darar malik ) re bol biraler khoj jodi or bandhubi kore tobe jeno bola hoy oita haraya gase. Bondhure sunlam ar karon ki se janalo headquarter theke oder asese biral khuje ano. Aro dhukkho jonok bapar hoche biralta road accident a nihoto hoease. Ki ar kora gelam rohoman ke bolte . Rohoman k sob bojhanor por ghure dekhi bondhur G.F amar pise….
Tar por ja hobar………

Moral of the story:  Girlfriend k kokhono biral gift koro na….